Shane "Svelte" Mooney

Shane Mooney, the pint-sized sultan of fashion disasters on the Dick Touchers golf team, struts around like a relic from the 2003 NBA Draft in clothes so oversized they could house a family of four. His flat top haircut only accentuates his gargantuan chin, creating a visual symmetry that's more perplexing than impressive. With a left-handed golf swing that's as over-the-top as his attire, Shane unleashes a slice off the tee that could curve around the globe twice before landing. His penchant for plastering his Toyota Camry with inane dog bumper stickers has turned it into a rolling punchline, earning him more ribbing from his friends than a weekend at a comedy club. Shane's presence on the course is a spectacle in itself, a walking contradiction of style and skill that leaves onlookers wondering if he's aiming for the fairway or a spot in the next golf-themed fashion disaster exhibit