Scott "Pappy" Weaver

Scott Weaver, the jolly roundabout of the Thunder Cunts golf team, is a walking advertisement for Budweiser, with a face that rivals the shade of their iconic cans, especially after a few too many rounds. His beer gut, affectionately named Skippy, precedes him on the tee box like a second shadow, a testament to his dedication to the sport of drinking more than golfing. Scott's approach to the game is as loose as his belt buckle, openly embracing a level of cheating that would make even the most shameless hustlers blush. From fluffing lies like a professional pillow fluffer to taking more mulligans than a charity golf tournament, Scott's disregard for fair play is only matched by his ability to blame the course for his triple-digit scores.