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Thunder Cunts win in 2024
In a raucous showdown at the 2024 DTTC Memorial Invitational, the Thunder Cunts edged out the Dick Touchers with a score of 134 to 122 in a Modified Stableford format. Read More...
DTTC Memorial Invitational Draws Criticism from Participants' Loved Ones
STATE COLLEGE, PA — The DTTC Memorial Invitational, an annual golf tournament known for its raucous atmosphere and unconventional antics, has come under fire from an unexpected source: Read More...
Ponderosa Golf Course Owners Express Concerns Over DTTC Memorial Invitational's Impact
BURGETTSTOWN, PA — George and Charlie Ponderosa, long-time owners of the Ponderosa Golf Course, voiced their apprehensions today regarding the upcoming DTTC Memorial Invitational set to take place Read More...
Mario Lemieux Discusses Anticipation for DTTC Memorial Invitational Clash
In an exclusive interview with WDVE, hockey legend Mario Lemieux shared his thoughts on the upcoming DTTC Memorial Invitational, offering insights into what fans can expect from the clash between the Dick Touchers and Thunder Cunts. Read More...
Phil Kessel Criticizes Dan Vish's Hot Dog Mishap at DTTC Tournament
STATE COLLEGE, PA — In a surprising turn of events, hot dog enthusiast and Stanley Cup winner Phil Kessel has publicly criticized Dan Vish of the Thunder Cunts Read More...
Verne Troyer on Thunder Cunts own Vinnie Biros
In a posthumous interview, Verne Troyer, with his signature sharp wit, didn't hold back when talking about Vinnie Biros: Read More...
Snoop Dogg Weighs in on Power Dynamics Amongst "Big Dog" Snyder, "Mid Dog" Vellky, and "Upper Mid Dog" Weaver
In an exclusive interview, hip-hop icon Snoop Dogg didn't hold back on discussing the alpha dog posturing he expects to witness between Dan "Big Dog" Snyder, Nick "Mid Dog" Vellky, and Scott "Upper Mid Dog" Weaver at the upcoming DTTC Memorial Invitational. Read More...
Penn State Trustees Criticize DTTC Memorial Invitational as Disrespectful
In a surprising turn of events, Penn State University Board of Trustees members Jay Paterno and Anthony Lubrano have publicly denounced the DTTC Memorial Invitational, an upcoming golf tournament featuring the Dick Touchers and Thunder Cunts teams. Paterno and Lubrano, both known for their staunch advocacy for Penn State's legacy, criticized the tournament as disrespectful to the game of golf and an inappropriate platform for honoring Joe Paterno, the legendary former football coach. Read More...
Coach James Franklin Strategizes for DTTC Memorial Invitational
Before the 2024 trainking camp kicks off, Coach James Franklin of Penn State football has shifted his strategic playbook to the greens as he speaks about the DTTC Memorial Invitational featuring the Dick Touchers and Thunder Cunts. Employing his trademark coaching vernacular, Franklin outlined his approach, likening golf dynamics to football fundamentals. Read More...
President Biden Reacts to DTTC Memorial Invitational: A Rollercoaster of Thoughts
President Joe Biden has responded with a mix of curiosity and occasional confusion upon learning about the DTTC Memorial Invitational, where the Dick Touchers and Thunder Cunts are set to face off in a spirited golf tournament. In his characteristically candid manner, Biden shared his thoughts on the upcoming event. Read More...
DTTC Memorial Invitational: Trump's Take on Golf Teams
In a surprising twist of commentary, former President Donald J. Trump has weighed in on the upcoming DTTC Memorial Invitational, pitting the Dick Touchers against the Thunder Cunts in what promises to be a contentious golf showdown. Known for his unfiltered remarks, Trump didn't hold back in his assessment of the players involved. Read More...