Brian Sharlow

Brian Sharlow, the fresh-faced lefty swinger of the Thunder Cunts golf team, brings a Pittsburgh Yinzer vibe so strong you can practically smell the Primanti Bros. sandwiches and Iron City beer wafting off him from miles away. His buzz cut, reminiscent of Buzz from Home Alone if Buzz had a particularly rough night with the clippers, is a testament to his commitment to low-maintenance grooming and possibly questionable taste. As a successful engineer by day, Brian's dark side emerges when the sun sets, revealing a penchant for debauchery and boozing that would make even the rowdiest Yinzer blush. Whether he's crunching numbers or crushing cans, Brian's dual life on and off the green makes him a rookie sensation and a wildcard addition to any golf outing – just beware his slice and his stories after a few rounds of Iron City.