Verne Troyer on Thunder Cunts own Vinnie Biros

In a posthumous interview, Verne Troyer, with his signature sharp wit, didn't hold back when talking about Vinnie Biros:

"Man, I gotta give it to Vinnie Biros. I mean, I literally have to look up to him, and that's saying something considering he's only a hair taller than a fire hydrant. It's truly inspiring to see someone so short and ugly achieve so much despite an absolute lack of common sense or intelligence. This guy has a temper shorter than his stature, which is impressive because you wouldn't think anything could be shorter than him.

You know, Vinnie started out with the humble beginnings of barely being able to reach the doorbell when he was delivering packages for Jeffy Bezos at Amazon. Picture that—Vinnie, the pint-sized package warrior, hopping up and down just to ring a bell. It's like watching a circus act. Despite his Napoleon complex and looking like he was hit with every branch on the ugly tree, he's managed to make nothing of himself. Kudos to you, Vinnie. It's not every day you see someone that vertically challenged yet so aggressively stupid to prove Darwin wrong."