In a raucous showdown at the 2024 DTTC Memorial Invitational, the Thunder Cunts edged out the Dick Touchers with a score of 134 to 122 in a Modified Stableford format. Read More...

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In a surprising turn of events, Penn State University Board of Trustees members Jay Paterno and Anthony Lubrano have publicly denounced the DTTC Memorial Invitational, an upcoming golf tournament featuring the Dick Touchers and Thunder Cunts teams. Paterno and Lubrano, both known for their staunch advocacy for Penn State's legacy, criticized the tournament as disrespectful to the game of golf and an inappropriate platform for honoring Joe Paterno, the legendary former football coach. Read More...

Before the 2024 trainking camp kicks off, Coach James Franklin of Penn State football has shifted his strategic playbook to the greens as he speaks about the DTTC Memorial Invitational featuring the Dick Touchers and Thunder Cunts. Employing his trademark coaching vernacular, Franklin outlined his approach, likening golf dynamics to football fundamentals. Read More...

President Joe Biden has responded with a mix of curiosity and occasional confusion upon learning about the DTTC Memorial Invitational, where the Dick Touchers and Thunder Cunts are set to face off in a spirited golf tournament. In his characteristically candid manner, Biden shared his thoughts on the upcoming event. Read More...

In a surprising twist of commentary, former President Donald J. Trump has weighed in on the upcoming DTTC Memorial Invitational, pitting the Dick Touchers against the Thunder Cunts in what promises to be a contentious golf showdown. Known for his unfiltered remarks, Trump didn't hold back in his assessment of the players involved. Read More...

In a surprising move that's sure to raise eyebrows, the Thunder Cunts golf team has swapped out longtime member Tyler Hunter for the wildcard entry, Brian Sharlow. Rumor has it that Tyler's departure was less about improving the team's chances and more about escaping the embarrassment of consistent losses. Enter Brian Sharlow, a man known more for his barroom bravado and knack for trouble than his prowess on the green. With Brian, it seems the Thunder Cunts are doubling down on their reputation as the team you watch for laughs, not victories. Whether Brian's addition will turn the tide or simply add to the sideshow remains to be seen, but one thing's for sure: this tournament just got a whole lot more unpredictable. 

On August 10th, 2024, the annual DTTC Memorial Invitational golf tournament will once again unfold its circus of ineptitude as the Dick Touchers face off against the Thunder Cunts. Neither team has a clue how to play golf, but that won't stop them from making a mockery of the sport for yet another year. 

The 2023 DTTC Memorial Invitational held at the Penn State White Course concluded with a closely contested victory as the DTs emerged triumphant over the TCs by a narrow margin of 5 strokes. With this result, the DTs further solidified their lead in the series, now standing at 3 wins to 2 in favor of the DTs. The event showcased intense competition and skillful play, highlighting the prowess of both teams on the challenging course. 

Get ready to witness the 5th annual DTTC Memorial Invitational golf tournament at the Penn State White Course, where the Dick Touchers and Thunder Cunts gather to showcase their unique blend of golfing "skills," generously seasoned with an abundant supply of booze and expletives. As these titans of ineptitude battle it out on the greens, it's clear that their talents lie more in the realm of creative cursing than accurate putting. In a sport known for its etiquette and precision, this tournament is a glorious reminder that sometimes, all you need is a couple of drinks and a colorful vocabulary to leave a lasting impression – even if it's not the one they were aiming for. 

In a thrilling showdown at the 2022 DTTC Invitational golf tournament, the Thundercunts emerged victorious over their fierce rivals, the Dicktouchers, by a mere one-stroke margin. The competition was intense from start to finish, as both teams displayed exceptional skill and determination on the course. Ultimately, the Thundercunts' precise shots and unwavering focus secured their triumphant win, leaving spectators in awe of their impressive performance and solidifying their place as champions of the prestigious event. 

The 2021 DTTC Memorial Invitational has come to a close. Both teams showed up looking their Saturday best with full uniforms and absurd facial hair. The tournament got off to a good start, but weather and an allegedly bad hot dog became a factor toward the end of the round, but by that point, the championship was already determined. The Dick Touchers pulled out a victory over rival Thunder Cunt team by an approximated 19 strokes. Next up is planning the date for the 2022 DTTC Memorial Invitational.

The wait is over, championship weekend is finally here. The Dick Touchers and the Thunder Cunts have made their way to State College for the annual tournament. While the excitement from both teams is unbridled, poor weather from Hurricane Ida may threaten the tournament. Strong storms are predicted to breach the southern US shores and travel up the coast in record time. If Ida makes her way to State College, she may have a hand in determining the 2021 DTTC Championship. 

Lets find a way to look back at the 2019 and 2020 DTTC Memorial Invitationals.

In 2019, the inaugural championship, most of the Dick Touchers and Thunder Cunts did not golf regularly. As a result, many balls were lost and the scores were high. Many members sported mustaches and looked damn good doing so. At the end of the day though, ultimately, the Thunder Cunts led the way to their first tournament victory

In 2020, COVID-19 put the tournament at risk but luckily it went on without a hitch. The mustaches were gone, the house was hot, and scores were a little lower in 2020. The Dick Touchers, led by Shane Mooney,  got their revenge and tied the DTTC Memorial Invitational up at 1 win a piece. 

The countdown is on to the DTTC Memorial Invitational. With less than one week remaining before the prestigious tourney, both teams are preparing for the upcoming weekend.

The DickTouchers have chartered a truck to depart at 8am Friday 8/27. While the ThunderCunt's transportation plans are still up in the air....quite literally with team member Dan Vish, as he will be flying into State College to meet his team. 

Despite COVID-19 cases skyrocketing upon arrival of students, as of Monday 8/23/2021, State College, PA has not announced any updated masking policies therefore bar hopping post-round will be unaffected.  

After having the lowest score end up on the losing team in 2020, Dan Vish and the rest of the Thunder Cunts look to rebound and take the DTTC Cup home in 2021.